Sexual Euphemisms

I'm completely clueless when it comes to sexual Euphemisms. If someone were to start a normal conversation with me, then throw in a sexual euphemism I would be completely lost or carry on the convo as if it were just an innocent topic. Unfortunately it happened again today, and last month. This is a conversation I had on the phone, a few summers ago,
"J: I can't wait til Saturday to see that movie disturbia, it looks interesting. P: Me too. I'll make you cum in the movie theater. J: I'm already going to the movies. Why wouldn't I go with you? P: No I'll make you CUM in the movies. J: (said very slowly) But...I'm...already...going...to...the...movies...with..you...why...wouldn't...I...come...with...you? P: ugh never mind. J: OHHH! ewww."
Basically this video sums up what I go through, and how naive I am. Hope you enjoy

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