I'm way too friendly. I've always been that way, and can't seem to stop it. I don't mind people telling me their secrets since they trust me, but a lot of things I don't want to hear, and it's mostly from guys that tell me these things. In my mind it goes like this
- guy: So my balls hurt, and are blue
- me: Umm, ok?
- guy: I had this wet dream about...
- me: uhh...(omg, why are you telling me this?!)
- guy: I saw everything, and it smelled like a$$
- me: wtb??!?!(what the beep!)
- guy: now what if I handed you handcuffs, and I ____ you?
- me: wow, can you just stop, please. why me?
that's just a sample of the things I hear, and it can get pretty bad with the girls too
- girl: It's that time of the month
- me: oh gawd
- girl: his ___ is _ long, but it's hairy
- me: ok, eww hairy
- girl: i got so drunk that I licked ___
- omg, no stop right there
so people, i don't mind hearing your stories, but somethings should be kept to yourself.

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